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[–] 23 points 8 months ago (5 children)

there is a right wing influencer who used a dead rat as an alarm clock: when the sun heated up the corpse enough to smell, it would wake him up.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago*

    Wouldn't he have to kill a rat about the same time every day to get it to smell? Things don't really stink like death in less than a day, even under a hot sun.

    I imagine he'd have to kill rats, let them simmer until they're just about to smell, freeze them at the state of almost-stank, and take them out to thaw before he goes to bed.

    But where are the rat alarms to tell him when to kill more rats?

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