How dare people read what I write and attribute motivations and intentions to my publically outspoken opinions and positions

buys entire social media platform

directs developers to boost his posts

exclusively posts deliberately manipulating and inflammatory content

“Don’t read so much in to it!” 🤡

Oh wow.

Watch the claims of Autism come back (I believe he’s hinting at this by claiming he was being ‘extremely literal’), he’s tried the clownish ‘but gaiz, I was joking you shouldn’t take me so seriously’ bs we all remember from ‘edgelords’ online.

This is like tech bro’s prayer; it’s the Narcissist’s Prayer but with a ‘no one gets me’ smirk.

Musk tries so hard to be clever and debonair in his posts and usually comes off looking like a middle-school goof.

Coming from Mr. Market Manipulation lmao.

So that’s why I haven’t seen any recent photos of him, he looks like a husk now.

Multi-billionaire technology tycoon Elon Musk told a jury in California on Wednesday that stock market investors read too much into his social media posts.

That's because investors expect to take you seriously when you're handling their MONEY. If you're going act like an illiterate douche-canoe, like Poochie from "The Simpsons" then expect investors to be concerned.

Maybe you should shut the fuck up then, Elon.

It’s odd how the article describes the richest person on the planet, who is almost worth a trillion dollars, as a multi billionaire.

Also what the fuck who needs a trillion dollars.

"Officer, you're reading too much to the speed I was going. It wasn't even on my mind, I was simply pushing the gas pedal."

ahhh...he pulled a Fox-Carlson and Twitter is just entertainment.

"I paid 40 billion as a joke, bro"

People like him disavow how much influence he has, willfully or not. Musk is the worst at it. He doesn't realize, or refuses to realize, how much his edgy tweets mean.

They wall want power but not the responsibility that comes with it.

You're reading too much into my nazi salutes!

You're reading too much into all the promises I made to investors and clients which I then dropped

You're reading too much into what I'm saying because every single word coming out of my mouth is a lie

His posts are short and stupid. There's not much to read into.

The rich really want us to be illiterate.

Maybe if the shit you say doesn't really matter, don't post it publicly to the world.

Not a great argument.

He's right, though. Every time I read his tweets, all I see is "stupid nazi".

Maybe he shouldn't have forced every single tweet of him to every account on his social media website then. Even the ones who actively blocked him still got his tweets.

I wonder if the opposition has tried to sneak a picture of him doing a literal Nazi salute into their case. Relevance would be his lack of character.

Surprised a motion wasn’t filed to have the case tried on Mars, ya know…where it would be a jury of his peers — Aliens that wouldn’t be prejudiced towards him (we think…?).

He would provide travel, but needs to get back to work on the flying thing.

So maybe you should ....I don't know.... pay media more to manipulate us in right direction

true, reading them is reading too much