The most I've ever bought at one time was 300.

Where's the foil?

Me. I'm the guy that never met his wife.

You have to work twice as hard, to live in a 1 bedroom apartment thats basically a studio apartment.

You can't even have pets. Not because the apartments won't let you, but because it would be cruel to the animal to adopt them, and then basically abandon them because you're only home when you sleep.

Occasionally you see people walking their dogs, and you get sad. That could be you. Having enough free time when you're not at work to walk a dog. Having free time to spend with a dog.

But no. You have to spend $1,200 on an apartment you hate, to lead a life you hate, because you have no friends, again because who has free time to spend with friends? And all of this just to survive long enough to live to be elderly! Except uh-oh! None of your jobs ever gave you a retirement fund, and you were too busy barely surviving making ends meet working 3 jobs that now you can't work to survive, and have no home, no savings, and no family because you were the youngest and never had kids. Dark days ahead. Welp, your break at work is almost over.

Back to work, dickhead!

That's $37.50 well spent.

I would just get a "what the fuck and why?", and not be able to say a thing when she comes home with 25 tiny buckets, just because they looked cute. But we support each other in our stupid endeavors, even if we don't fully understand. Live your life my love, I'm still 'bout it

That would be $37.50 total and I think it might be cheaper to just go grab the big thing of uncooked dogs and a couple packages of buns they actually sell and you'd get 5 more hotdogs.

He doesn't need a wife. He needs a calculator.

Whats so bad about your wife convincing you to buy 50 hot dogs instead?

Looks like AI

Yeah... we all regret the road not taken.

Where are the drinks?