
When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke

When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke
I have to keep saying this, and I apologize for the repetitiveness, but Republicans can stop all of this at any time. They can fire him, reign him in, anything to stop this.
Yep. But they won't. Go to the conservative subreddit. They are fucking LOVING it.
Those conservative subs are 80% bots. Of course, the 20% that aren't bots are being swayed by it.
I hate seeing this comforting fiction.
The truth is there are absolutely tens of millions of people who think Trump is fantastic and will bend over backwards to vocally support him for virtually anything he does. Some of those people have Reddit accounts. Most of those frequent /r/conservative.
Are there bots among them? Almost certainly. We do see slowdowns there whenever overseas propaganda mills go down. Then there's the Twitter fiasco where so many of their MAGA influencers turned out to be from Eurasia.
But patting each other on the back about how 80% of them are bots serves only to undermine the passion with which people should be opposing MAGA. I guarantee many would-be Clinton and Harris voters stayed home because they were sure MAGA was an extremely vocal minority almost entirely propped up by bots. Just look at the aftermath of those elections on Reddit and Lemmy; it's generally mass confusion.
I'm not comforting anyone, this is reality. How many Magas show up here? They can't talk to us because they get their asses handed to them. The bot to maga ratio also doesn't lend itself to helping them out. If you're talking truth social? Then yeah, maybe it's 80% real people.
MAGAs see that reading the Communist Manifesto is a requirement for entry and simply don't bother. They have X, Truth Social, Reddit, etc. to party on, and they're fine with the downsides of those platforms, i.e. supporting oligarchy/technocracy.
It's not that they "get their asses handed to them," they're just not here.
Compare your perception of reality with election results. Even if Trump cheated like he probably did, I doubt it was bigger than single digit percentages.
TL;DR: You simply don't witness enough MAGAs and you naturally assume they must not exist.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.
Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.
No-one on Reddit is having sex.
God, it always feels so weird to see people lying to themselves to have a circle-jerk about something they dislike.
It's a joke, Joyce.
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
Reddit hasn't been majority nerd for at least a decade now.
Lemmy, on the other hand...
In other words, people in glass houses probably shouldn't throw stones at people in brick houses.
Found the Redditor! I seem to have struck a nerve. Get off your high horse and go have a wank, mate. It might make you a bit less uptight.
I just have a thing for people who look down their nose at others, especially if the target is objectively higher up on the matter in question.
You can guffaw at your own assumptions about me based on who's defended by me telling you off for being dumb if you want. Doesn't really affect me and it appears to make your day better. At least that way you never have to work on self-improvement!
I just have a thing for people who look down their nose at others
Speaking of making assumptions...
defended [sic] by me telling you off for being dumb
You're not my mum!
All this over a silly off the cuff comment. Go find something better to do.
Doesn't really affect me
Haha. Sure.
I just have a thing for people who look down their nose at others
Speaking of making assumptions…
How is that an assumption? You were looking down on Redditors for having less sex than Lemmings, were you not? Or was that a different /u/Almacca?
defended [sic] by me telling you off for being dumb
Are you asserting I made a grammatical error? By all means, point it out. Don't be coy.
Haha [sic]. Sure [sic].
I mean, we're equally affected if you want to play that game. You've replied to every one of my comments.
Honestly I don't know why I didn't block you sooner. It's clear you take pleasure in shitting on and getting a rise out of people. Bye, Felicia!
Eww, friends I know it's ok to say fuck on the internet, but some words are just yucky to read, you feel me?
lol
Honestly I like this take. Keep saying it. Better than every other moron coming in asking Democrats to do something.
They are ride or die and so far he has done little they're not enjoying.
Irans kids.

I'm choosing to interpret this as the regular people's kids have armed up and are hunting down Trump and Netanyahu's kids.
What a better world you're imagining.
The one small consolation is that we don't have a military draft, and most young people who pursue the military have a family with military service background. However, the other largest cohort are young people with no family support structures at all, so they give their lives to the war machine to try to do things like get an education.
Still, people choosing to enter military service is way down and more US citizens than ever fail to meet the fitness standards and requirements.
So, it's not really "your kids" unless you chose to push them to military service or were such a bad/absent/dead parent that they had few other choices.
Now, if they try re-instating the draft, than this meme will be a lot more accurate.
This of course is not meant to minimize how insane this push for war is, nor how damaging it will be to those who are in military service, for whom this meme is very accurate.
I work with 100% veterans and active duty. I have thousands of clients, all veterans or active duty.
The vast majority of people do not join because of family tradition. The vast majority join for the absolutely insane benefits that come along with service.
Many of them also join because it is basically their only/best option.
I won't dispute your lived experience, I just know that I have read about families with prior military service being more likely to have children who similarly prioritize service. Thanks for being a support for them.
The vast majority join for the absolutely insane benefits that come along with service.
Many of them also join because it is basically their only/best option.
Unfortunately yes, and in some cases a whole people of a place send themselves to serve in exchange for those benefits, like American Samoans to recruiting stations as much as Nepalese to sign up hoping to become Gurkhas.
There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven't used it since Vietnam.
You make it sound automatic. No, they make you sign yourself up for it. Just to rub it in "we own you," I guess?
Yup making you sign up for it makes it automatic. They just have to call you up, which they haven't done in quite some time, but that's not much of a guarantee or comfort.
It is automatic. As Vietnam proves. People shipped against their will to die in a meaningless war of agression. You are state property, you're just taking care of it until they need it.
This is some good shit. I plan to steal it
You forgot the kids of the Iranian regime.
For thousands of years it has been like this. The internet showed everyone how it has always worked:
The rich vs. the rest of us.
Never forget Michael Moore interviewing Congress members about sending their kids to war
The lower class always suffers the most during a war. The MAGA fucks are visiting their private doctors to get a bone spurs excuse.
I'm very happy I didn't reproduce. For me, the bottom picture is simply a blank space
I’ve felt this way before, but I also wonder if I would have had kids in another life where the world wasn’t so fucked. I feel occasionally that I was robbed of parenthood by our current state of things.
I will never understand people who not only actively support the military and soldiers, but want to become a soldier by their own free will...
People are heavily propagandized to from a very young age. For example, GI Joe. Hundreds of other examples as well. They want to shape kids that think of the military as good and benevolent.
Cause some people are psychos. Like I understand if a poor kid has no other means to get out of their situation and thus joins the army. But there are many middle class families with several generations of high ranking service members. These people are just straight up psycho, they have all the inside knowledge of what the military actually does and they still force their kids to join the military academy.
IME, unless it's for papers and whatnot, it's usually because your brain doesn't work so you have no options outside of it (and your brain is so atrophied that morality is not considered either).
In a country with no universal healthcare it's a way to get free/cheap healthcare as well as other perks... until you get deployed, then that excuse no longer flies.
Soon enough they'll require military service to vote.
I'm thinking a touch more extreme and have the bottom photo bodybags. But yeah I'm one for overkill.
Imagine if we could all agree, every side of every conflict, that all the soldiers just turn around and point the guns at the people telling them to kill.
While in israel there's a draft, in the US it's voluntary.
Nitpicking but still an interesting distinction.
Losers and suckers, according to commander bonespurs. Why not abuse if you have them?
Saving this for later. So many fucking boot lickers loooove our country but will never have to worry about being drafted to fight ANOTHER pointless fucking war
What about Iranian children? Furthermore,would you guys (who by the way elected that thing as your president) trade the fate of your children for theirs?
That's my hobby, too. We need all the help we can get countering the Conservative Propaganda Machine.
I don't think my kids are terrorist pedophile bootlickers
It has been the rich versus EVERYONE ELSE since time immemorial…. Even the fucking Pharaos back in Egypt
Yes but everybody will say to them "thank you for your service". Fucking killers for hire.
Netanyahu's sons did serve in the Israeli military, although how much danger they were actually in is unknown to me, and Netanyahu himself has extensive combat experience.
One of Netanyahu’s sons was a press officer behind the lines, but the other was with combat intelligence at the front.
Israel is different in this regard. Everybody serves in the army. It’s also a small country. The military Is closely woven into society. The IDF is not a professional army, but mostly made up of reservists who are called up as needed. That means the political leaders will know people personally who have to fight.
What unit you serve in can make a big difference for your later success in life. Combat units, special forces, Air Force, and intelligence have the highest prestige.
Politicians benefit immensely in their credibility, if they have a distinct military career.
Lol yes im sure he wasn't taken care of during his "service" get that blue and white boot deep boy does it taste elite?
So you have the second amendment but do nothing with it? Maybe stop abrogating responsibility and take matters into your to your own hands instead of just complaining about it?
If peaceful resistance is powerless/illegal then violent resistance is morally permissible, so what’s stopping you?
Your comment was reported for "threatening violence"
I disagree. You're encouraging action in accordance with the Constitution
A couple of things.
First, that was mostly a conservative fantasy. They pretended to be waiting for a corrupt government because they were big and manly. Most of the "left" (I mean, you know, left of Republicans) wanted gun control ranging from sensible roadblocks to an outright ban.
Second, no matter whose fantasy it was, it was going to be a fantasy once modern war machines were invented. Let's say I go get a semi automatic rifle. Convert it to automatic. Build IEDs and homemade grenades. But the second drones start dropping bombs on my house I'm fucked, as are my family, probably my neighbors, my friends, and anyone in close contact.
I'm not saying this to be defeatist. I'm not saying this to try to prove you wrong. This is what it was for. But this ain't gonna get the job done with the modern state of technology and the people in charge being walled away from the general population. I don't know exactly what the answer is but I'm open to suggestions.
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