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[–] 63 points 8 months ago

Well, you see, Jane, when Netflix was $6 a month, nearly everyone stopped buying DVDs, and most slowed way down on piracy. Then, as Netflix grew greedier and decided to start its own production studio, it doubled the prices of its plans, limited its family plan to exclude college kids, and added ads to its cheapest plans. Then all the streaming companies started fighting for titles, and you can no longer figure out who streams your favorite shows. But most of the local places to buy DVDs are gone. So Piracy picked back up in a big way, and the server stores all the shows we watch on our phones and TVs.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I love it when memes are real

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  • [–] 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    "NOTE: This book was produced as a promotional item by Microsoft and HP."

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I laughed so hard at this. I'm glad a few others here get it. Lemmy is a cool place.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Wait what, it's real? And from 2007?

    Dammit, Amazon has no preview for it. I bet each page of it is meme worthy.

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    It's your new babysitter AGIMUS

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    “Mommy has a server cause I had to sell your sibling.”

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