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[–] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    It's such a good show. I hope it is what future civilizations will use to try to piece together what happened.

    It'll be porn though. They'll think we porked ourselves to death on such an unimaginable scale that we eventually ran out of bodies and created a doomsday device to create more porn to outstrip humanity's insatiable thirsts for genitalia.

    There's so many little fun moments of unbridled creativity, fundamental human experience, and absolute absurdity.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Do people use something else to juice citrus fruits now?

    I still use one of these, can't imagine another design that would be better?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Often it's attached to a motor, but the pointy end hasn't changed much.

    Certainly juicing the likes of apples or carrots warrants a different kind of appliance, but squashing citrus is a fairly solved problem.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    But hey, anal juice is also pretty good.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    YOU don't sit on it.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago
    [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Looks more like for lemon juice.

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