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[–] 58 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Dude lived a pornstar life and then he cured AIDS.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Who is down to raw dog Magic Johnson?

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Randy Johnson's name and nickname were ideal porn names as well. His nickname being The Big Unit

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    He also obliterated a bird unlucky enough to cross the path of his fastball on live TV, which is totally unrelated but a fact that needs to live in more people’s minds like it does mine.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    what i love about The Big Unit is that that, his most iconic moment, is something he uses to promote his brand as a wildlife photographer because he feels so wracked with guilt that a bird died because of him. it's not anything he had any control over. but he refuses to let that bird have died in vain. so now he's the wildlife photographer who accidentally exploded a bird once.

    the world needs more men like Randy Johnson. skilled enough to be absolutely terrifying but humble enough to be heartbroken to have killed a bird

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    how did they score that pitch anyways?

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    One day there will be a cricket player named Godzilla's Shlong and we'll all say the same thing

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    Anyone else getting Old El Paso vibes from the colour scheme?

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I'm pretty sure he used this name in that sort of way more than a few times.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah wasn't he the one who got AIDS because of all of his sexual promiscuity in his prime?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    I mean that's not really a causitive link. He could have gotten aids without being promiscuous, but yes he was also extremely promiscuous.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    Oh it was clearly known that his AIDS was a result of promiscuity and he did not deny that. And it wasn't from gay butt sex either because he never rolled that way. It was from some unidentified promiscuous woman.

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  • The "TRUCK YARD" sign is the Spongbob font. It's the first, and only thing I can see now!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Hulk Hogan also wasted his on wrestling instead of showing "skills" on a proper manner.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I don't know. The fact that he never got AIDS, only HIV, suggests that maybe indeed it was a magic Johnson.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    wesley treat made a larger version of this truck yard sign for the owner on his youtube channel.

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