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[–] 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I don't know. I think if we could all do that we'd just have new problems, like never leaving the house.

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    [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.

    (Also some positives. Don't quote me on this)

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.

    EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Yeah, like finding out you could didn't fuck anybody up...

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    You know, I've met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.

    In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago
    [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    In the shower?

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