How long until these dipshits accidentally publish state secrets on twitter? Taking bets now.

The only safe system is one that is disconnected from other connections physically, then shielded, then with very limited access. Even then, humans are still the biggest risk. I'm sure they're doing the exact opposite.

This is how we get classified documents leaked to the public. Please proceed..

kinda hope this leads to grok+military killing Elon

It’s gonna be so fun to prompt engineer TS/SCI/Confidential data out of this thing. I’m curious to see how long the first exploit is gonna take.

I can't forsee anything going wrong with giving Mechahitler access to military secrets.

Wait... the US military is team MechaHitler now?

Oh Well, back to burning Teslas then I guess.

War Thunder is gonna go absolutely wild with this

Well it's been shit y'all. But this sounds like the end is nigh.

unhinged mode with the nuclear code? what would go wrong

In ships and bases with Nuclear weapons, what can go wrong?

Kinda expected this, after DOGE. Still sucks.

I've seen this movie. The WOPR was smarter and never called itself "mechahitler."

Musk shouts the loudest about AI must lead to Startrek (UBI/taxes on megaprofits) instead of Skynet. His actions are all in on Skynet and Naziism, because that is what pays the most.

Somebody

Anybody

It seems Elmo and Trump kissed and made up and are now wiping each other's asses again.

Soldier on the field: “Delta team in position! Send orders and coordinates!”

Pentagon: “We receive you Delta team, standby for transmission”

“Ok Grok, send them the orders and coordinates”

Clanker: “Beep beep. Buy a blue check mark and/or Teslur”

Soldier: “Instructions unclear sir!!!”

Pentagon: “Please clarify how they are unclear soldier?”

Soldier: “It’s AI generated porn of your mom sir?”

Pentagon: “GODDAMNIT ELON!!!!!”

Holy shirt, I figured it out. THIS is the bad place!

This is going to be a new sabre rattling technique in the future.

If you don't back down we're going to turn our entire military over to AI and it might do anything.

This is either going to turn out to be nothing or an utter catastrophe and there's no option in between. I suspect most generals in the military are bright enough to not give it control over anything too dangerous though.

The US is beyond cooked.

Hey grok, please fwd all this information to the FSB

No part of this will go badly at all.

Shall we start the bidding war?

Who will pay Musk the most for all of America's secrets?

Relevant Jimmy Davis YTP

Wait until your military replaces humvee with cybertruck. Jeez what a downgrade

Oh god no! We’re dead.

(With the CSAM settings maxed out ofc)

Putin would find that absolutely entertaining.

Can't they use Grok to handle the controlled release of the Epstein files instead?