"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now."

"Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety."

"The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America."

"Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."

Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”

The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.

You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you're caught up without even realizing.

75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.

better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises

Your experience was likely less miserable.

Well. Thats a sentence. 😆