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[–] 31 points 8 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The most common problem is a valve at the back of the toilets that can be knocked loose and cause all of the toilets (which the Navy calls heads) in one of 10 zones to lose suction.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    (It's not just the Navy


    they're called "heads" on recreational vessels, too.)

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    So, civilian naval vessels use the same nomenclature as the military?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    "That's just the nature of VCHT. It's a closed system and thousands of components ship-wide that fail daily. With one commode control valve failure, depending on the location brings down the entire zone"

    The engineers looked at an old string of Christmas lights and thought "Yes. Yes this design will be perfect for the bathrooms of a multi billion dollar military craft that all of the crew members rely on wile out at sea. There's no possible way it could go wrong."

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    An Army marches on its stomach.

    The Navy marches to the Poop Deck.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    This thing uses a newer plumbing system compared to the older Nimitz class. It's not brand new technology, it's the same as on most civilian ship nowadays but from what I read, navy personnel are struggling with maintenance.

    And also sailor have always been morons who will flush anything that should or shouldn't down the toilets. This is more personal experience, but I expect it's the same in the US Navy.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    now i'm not trying to make fun, but in a pinch can't you just shit off the edge? they have thought of perhaps building a little elevated deck at the rear of the ship to extend over the water off of which to, and i can't believe i am saying this, poop?

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    I mean they can literally shit in the biggest toilet in the world. Just watch your step.

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I have a difficult time understanding how soldiers are able to shit in New Jersey when they're stationed in the Mediterranean on a warship.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Would love to see the news of marines falling out that ship while taking a shit

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Wow, you can't even say the system sucks.

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