When he becomes a dad, he’ll be so ready
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I love puns, but not one of those gave me a chuckle.
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The greensleeves is pretty clever, but I don't understand the "Domino who's who" one. I'm guessing there's some sort of wordplay or 2nd meaning in there somewhere.
Thyme weights for no man is some good shit.
My favorite is "putting Descartes before the whores".
That the point isn't it.
I'm fairly suree you just declared him histories best at puns.
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