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[–] 60 points 8 months ago (8 children)

One of you will be a hero, one day. Keep trying.

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Sniper rifles...

    Now, obviously, I'm not mentioning sniper rifles for any other reason than to point out that they are rifles for sniping, and they are not to peel bananas with.
    Or to stir your coffee with. They are just for shooting paper targets(😏😏) from afar. DO NOT STIR ANY BEVERAGES WITH A SNIPER RIFLES.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Wait what? I thought they were to kill people like known nazi Donald Trump.

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  • [–] 123 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Point a gun at armed guards, and you're going to have a bad day. Assuming, that is, that what they said is what actually happened. They may have lied and this is not what happened at all, and we'll never know. Cops have been known to do that, shocking, I know.

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS:
    This just in. The man who was shot by armed guards was actually not a man, or woman. But a 7 year old girl. Also the little girl wasn't shot, but strangled...about 2 decades ago, by someone with tiny, tiny hands. Local police are wondering why there was orange make up all over the remains.
    When asked for a comment a spokesman said, "the president is clueless...about everything"

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Let's see if maga defends him the same way they defended Ashli Babbitt.

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I can’t understand why millions haven’t stormed this shithole yet

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Actually...yeah...they cant shoot a million people storming it...

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    A shotgun and a fuel canister. What was the plan here exactly? Shoot all of the Secret Service, and burn the evidence? Start a fire and shoot at the ones fleeing the building?

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    This guy was clearly mentally unwell if that’s what he thought was going to do the job.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    it's honestly surprises me how little thought goes into the average attempt at violence

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Yes our collective plan of doing nothing and letting a child rapist and murder start countless wars and do whatever Netanyahu wants is working out much better

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    What's more insane is imagine if he ran in with a gopro - and captured something. Would anythimg happen? Would Trump dismiss it all away with some rant about aliens? Would people care enough or buy into the distraction? Who knows. Oh well.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I thought it was LEGAL to Carry Guns in America?

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    The DOW! The DOW IS UP FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!

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