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[–] 40 points 8 months ago

BREAKING NEWS:
This just in. The man who was shot by armed guards was actually not a man, or woman. But a 7 year old girl. Also the little girl wasn't shot, but strangled...about 2 decades ago, by someone with tiny, tiny hands. Local police are wondering why there was orange make up all over the remains.
When asked for a comment a spokesman said, "the president is clueless...about everything"

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