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[–] 83 points 8 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    This is an edited tweet, right?

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    There's literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said

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  • [–] 62 points 8 months ago*

    Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.

    Its a boy!

    That's its tail....

    Its a girl!

    I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    "Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!"

    "..................................No?"

    "Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?"

    ".........Cause I'm trans?"

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  • [–] 41 points 8 months ago

    Presumably dad was relieved.

    Having your kid tell you he's a boy shouldn't be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.

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  • [–] 49 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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    This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

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  • [–] 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    That would've sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (11 children)

    mr , draw him pregnant

    edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.

    Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Preganteee?!?!

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