oh yeah lemme just become blind for the next phase of this bossfight
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Spoken like someone who doesn't wear glasses. You take them off because they are expensive and they break easily. Also I need to be able to see on my way back after I get my ass beat.
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That's why I always recommend double glasses.
Very realistic. If the glasses get hit, the shards go into your eyes.
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Same as when they are searching for something with binoculars, and when they find it, they immediately lower them with force to stare at it with the naked eye and point it out, even looking away when pointing, while it clearly isn't visible with the naked eye BECAUSE THEY NEEDED FUCKING BINOCULARS TO FIND IT. I've been in the navy for 15 years. When I found something, like a periscope or man overboard training doll with binoculars, I would have immediately lost it when I lowered them. Especially when I would look away for a sec.
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Meanwhile, anime charachters: adjust glasses to sit just right when shit gets real.
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Take off my glasses. Put on my safety glasses. Don't care if those break, the company paid for them.
My glasses cost around $500. I don't need them in fisticuffs. You bet I'm taking them off, I'm near sighted anyway.
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Those are reading glasses. And they are all out of books. Demons run when a good nerd goes to war.
Depends on where the shit is getting real.
If it's getting real at arm's length, I definitely need my glasses.
If it's getting real on the other side of the room, I'm gonna have to take my glasses off to see it properly.
Yes... I am old.
Meanwhile, in Evangelion:
Jim Gaffigan. Skip to 0:31 of you can't wait thirty seconds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zh-W851XgU
Also, I couldn't find this elsewhere, but I only tried once. If you have a non-YouTube alternative of this video you'd like to share, please do and I'll edit my post
Takes out duct tape and does a tonsure wrap of tape around their head and ears
As someone who actually wears glasses, this always makes me laugh. If things are getting intense, I’m gripping mine tighter, not tossing them aside. Movie logic is undefeated.
I always knew shit was getting real when my seccy would take his glasses off. Fuckin legend johno, I'll always pour you a fresh squeezed orange juice after work
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