You don’t say.
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You know why they fire you and how suddenly they can do it, so going to work for them is probably a horrible idea.
I worked at IBM.
The people that run that place are the biggest corporate brain-rot dumbasses in the world. The only way to climb into their ranks is to be enough of a waste of oxygen that you aren’t threatening.
I was doing a chemistry project. One aspiring corporate idiot couldn’t believe why my group didn’t want to “incorporate blockchain” into our project. He’s a VP now.
If they ever do anything right, it’s only because they’ve run out of dumb shit things to do first. I assume those poor young people they’ll be hiring will be laid off at the first whiff of the next corporate fad.
They laid off 9000 people in the US a few months ago
2025: IBM lays off 16-20k tenured employees.
Early 2026: "IBM emerges as a global leader (in asshole-tier cost savings), championing early career development by tripling their number of hired entry-level employees."
Fuck you, IBM.
A whopping 3% of their workforce.
Ultately, it was aplan to fire expensive old timers and hire Gen Z replacements at 1/3rd the sallary.
I was just coming to share this. Their feel-good recruitment number is a small drop in the bucket for how much layoffs there have been in the past two years.
The depiction isn't so rosy for people against the use of AI. Yes, entry level jobs are reopening, but they're looking for people with AI skills, that show initiative and comfort with it.
So they're doubling down and ignoring the root of the problems that they've found? Classic.
People who are against the use of AI are frankly completely unhireable for anything but the top 0.001% of all programming jobs. If you have that kind of feelings and still need a job, I suggest you push that shit way down and lie with a big smile in the interview.
What the next cheaper thing we can do until we can actually fire them all and replace them with machines?
Entry level of course!
Or maybe AI was the last strain in a series of problems that were stopping younger people from getting jobs.
Or even, perhaps AI as a strain could be an excuse to reposition back into hiring new people.
By that, they they mean that they are adding responsibilities and reducing pay.
Limits... AI make me a coffee....
Sure...blah blah history of coffee 1) it will boost your energy.... Blah blah bullshit blah blah...
20 years later..... The coffee must be smooth and have at least two boba in it....sure! Here's the beverage you were thinking about!....
But this is a penis! Okay from the top! I want my morning coffee, not brown. Do not make the actual day into something brown. I meant to say the coffee that I want is brown. Yes the color called coffee is brown, but I want a brown beverage and not a color. The brown beverage is not poo,it's coffee. Yes poo does look brown but its not coffee. No, I didn't mean Dock brown. Yes duck brown is probably a color but I was asking for the beverage that we get by boiling coffee beans. No, not the brown beans for burritos.....
IBM still does things?
Stanley Kubrick and STARSET do well to point out what we "can't" say happening in It Has Begun
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