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[–] 23 points 9 months ago

"OK 5 comments, going in... If cat scan is not in that first 5 I'll be very disappointed"

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cat scan there

I am very appointed

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago

    Checking the results of your cat scan

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    "I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    "Well, Mr. Smith... you might wanna sit down..."

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    "More treats, stat!"

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    probably more patient than my doctor 😂

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I can tell it's a recent photo because it's in a healthcare center and the computer's running Windows Vista. They'll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    "It's lupus. We're going to have to perform a woofendectomy."

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago
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    If that fucking cat can wrangle Epic…

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