Fun fact, the act of putting ginger up someone's bum was historically used as in torture, however it is now a part of BDSM communities.
It's called Figging.

I've never really had the opportunity to mention this random bit of knowledge before, as believe it or not the subject has never come up before. Thanks, RFK. Jr. Sort of.

Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy

Roses are red

He wants us to respect him

But:

404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”

It's just Eric Cartman pretending to be AI.

Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms

Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.

Does anyone have an unpaywalled version or the text?

I have zero information about what's going on.

Also maybe there's someone else who covered it?

None of the usual paywall removers seem to work on it.

Nothing about pineapples?

@grok, is stuffing a sealed jar of food up my ass just as good as stuffing raw produce up my ass?

I mean, all things considered...it's not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don't lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.

It’s just ChatGPT isn’t it Or grok maybe

*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum

In his defense, the products are chosen solely for their nutritional value and absolutely not for "deviant reasons" as he'd say

Beef lobby??

Lol

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Cool as a cucumber, as the saying goes. Boner points for the B Vitamins!

I could see RFK doing this

They assumed it was a chatbot, but it was actually RFK Jr. replying in person.

“use oceans of lube”

I hope it at least includes nettle and saguaro cactus.