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[–] 165 points 9 months ago

Your personal data is safe with us.

So give it. Very safe. Give it!

We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.

Your children are also safe. Give them.

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  • [–] 108 points 9 months ago*

    Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.

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  • [+] [S] 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)
  • [–] 64 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.

    Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    20 years is "quick" enough. 5 is "immediately".

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    [–] 69 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.

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  • [+] [S] 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Sus. You us young'uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.avi

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    [–] 57 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It's not even that it got leaked, it's the fact that it's data they said they didn't have. Screw em!

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.

    Define "quickly" and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Fuck them, fuck them all.

    Personal ID to use a shart app? Out of your damn minds.

    I guess younger generations will slowly accept this type of crap...

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Not if the older generation stops them from doing so

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  • I'm so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires

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    [–] 18 points 9 months ago

    The current UK government in a nutshell right now:

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Really? Generating real-looking faces has been doable for years now. MS paint copy/paste over an actual ID with the letters/numbers scrambled seems like child's play.

    (Not that I would ever publicly condone ID fraud. That would be a terrible thing)

    edit: oh. To do it en mass to fuck up their databases. Yeah that's fair. For a one-off: easily doable. At scale... Fair point

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Removed discord from all devices i own.

    Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Fuckers.
    Just got my debit card stolen.
    I only use it on frontier and Costco. But I'm sure it's frontier who leaked it again

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    i already startet my own teamspeak community for like 10€ a month for up to 25 people.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago*

    No they don’t. They need it to definitively link your data between each of the sites you frequent.

    That and your phone number. To be fair, the phone number thing does most of the legwork.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Age verification should be "continue the song lyrics"

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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    They got a new CEO in April 2025, look him up.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    KYC is a trap.

    Always was, always will be.

    If you think "I have nothing to hide because I'm not a criminal", I urge you to reconsider before history repeats itself and proves you wrong.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Delete that shit like yesterday.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago

    Not sure what you mean, hackers hanging out is a good health indicator for an online space, and discord definitely wasn't a platform of choice.

    Unless you mean scammers, which isn't even remotely the same thing.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    stop spamming this undery any post

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  • [–] -4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Do you think I should be the one who studies and reads socialist theory?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    They think you should be the one to shut up about it.

    Shoehorning your agenda into every possible conversation is a great way to drive people away from it.

    This problem isn't something that socialism would solve.

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  • [–] -1 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And I should stick to studying and reading a bit more socialist theory before reposting that comment over and over again ad nauseam?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    It's not about your knowledge of socialism. It's about you being annoying.

    It's no different than vegans unloading their stance on anything even remotely associated with animal products.

    It's also no different than YouTube playing the same add over and over again.

    If you incessantly broadcast your message, especially when it's not warranted, people are going to either tune out or turn against you.

    Plus, you're on Lemmy. Very few people here are against socialism, so you're just preaching to the choir.

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago

    We need socialism

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  • [–] -3 points 9 months ago

    Time to organize

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