Good thing it's pretty easy to break windows.

We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.

sudo extinguish

Windows users when they're chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:

Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You're saved! Jump through X Window!

$ virt-manager

I am disappointed that not one person has used the word "defenestrate" yet.

Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.

This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

wat

never happen

no windows here.

just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.

I love breaking windows!

I'm a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol

I refuse to defenestrate myself!

My house only has xwindows for that reason.

Ah shit, I can't get through the blue screens!

death is preferable than using Windows.

I don't understand? Can someone explain?

The style of interface invented at Xerox PARC in 1973 (and almost certainly used by you if you're viewing this on a Linux computer) is called WIMP, for "Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointer." Microsoft just stole the name.

I'll just kill -9 the fire.

Ctrl+alt+f1

fuck that, I'ma dual boot and bounce.