im pretty sure thats the default on the action button.

Open the pod bay doors, Siri.

Man, or, when I'm driving through the mountains, "Hey, Siri, play [some song I've owned 20 years and have downloaded locally to my device] in my Music app"; "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble getting a connection." You useless fuck, you never needed a connection back when it was Voice Control; it was only after we moved to the awful Siri future some 15 years ago or whatever that this unbelievably basic, used-to-be-built-in-so-I-know-you-know-how-to-do-it function was replaced with something that has to call out to the Internet to do anything of value.

Siri legit has gotten dumber over the last few years and it only got worse with “Apple Intelligence”.

I used to rely on her a lot more but I can’t trust her for the most basic shit anymore. It’s easier to go into my phone app and pick my contact to call. At least I know it’s not going to do something dumb like call my ex when I said call my mom.

I used to like having the option to tell Siri to “play that album” when playing a random song and she forgot how to do that. Also the whole change to just playing the song instead of playing the song with the album, or remembering my choice to keep repeat on. It’s infuriating because all they had to do was leave it alone.

I’m sorry, Dave...

But siri is a 8000 series computer! They have never been wrong.

An space Odyssey is a timeless film

Daisyyy Daisyyy

The only voice function I use is setting timers and I get so frustrated Google wants me to unlock my phone to do so. I am using my voice because my hands are busy. So annoying!

WeChat for China, LINE for Japan and WhatsApp for Europe. You're on Eurasia but who the hell knows where!

10000? That's a lot of offline games!

My iPad likes to watch TV with me, she's constantly chiming in with little facts no one asked for.

Your phone has batterieS?

Apple has you

Ironically, the reason she can’t is because it’s a physical switch.

If she turned it off for you , then the physical indicator on the switch would be wrong, but she has no ability to move the switch.