I’m pretty drunk maybe i should send this to the family chat

Mark 9:42 NIV “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them if a large millstone were hung around their neck and they were thrown into the sea. "

Is the Potomac close enough? Or we really gotta drag his ass to the Atlantic

Pretty sure that's already an evangelical value

A lot of people don't know this but the Ghost that banged Mary was only 12.

Ahhh, the golden rule

Is it the Onion.