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[–] 68 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Took me a bit, but I got the joke eventually.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    I didn't and I have a Masters in Business (done ironically after the real one).

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  • [–] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Getting a degree you don't need as an ironic joke is the most MBA shit ever πŸ˜„

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    exactly this, I was drunk half the time

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I borrowed a friend's MBA textbook once for laughs. The most memorable quote was in the chapter on negotiating: "your skill at negotiation will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    If I was ever in charge of hiring, a candidate having an MBA would make me significantly less likely to hire them.

    And why? Because I'd be responsible and prefer competent people for hiring, and just going through one of those courses makes people less competent

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Econ majors: "Get a new coach, this one is depressing!"

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Isn't American football the game where the second half basically consists of the leading team wasting time on purpose until the game ends? So he's not too wrong

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    amusingly, strategically in gridiron football it is to your advantage to run the clock any time you have any lead no matter the down, distance, or quarter. the load management of the game makes it so that it's to your offense's advantage with a lead to keep the opposing defense on the field as the clock runs.

    gridiron football is a game of action in which the goal of the action is to maintain inaction. contrast with the other american pastime sport, baseball. that's a game of inaction in which the goal of the inaction is to suddenly spark action. and the very most exciting game in baseball is the one where one pitcher renders the other team completely inactive.

    us americans are a confounding bunch. there's a reason Canada had to be who invented our third most popular sport, basketball

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Packers are all business majors?

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