The list they're creating says so, anyway

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[–] 21 points 9 months ago

On the other news, Antifa research team at Joe Bidet university for domestic terrorism has identified Donald Trump as the CEO of racism

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Who will lead us now?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yep. Definitely terrorist material, right there. You can tell, just by looking at him. /s

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    My Aunt Tifa is very confused about this.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    TIL Jon Arbuckle is the head of antifa.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Feds identify anti-fascist? Uhh bro that's the whole point of USA fighting world wars, against fascism!

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    "No, I! I am the leader of Antifa!"

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago

    I figured the antifa core leadership took up a position living under the bed of every prominent right-wing dumbass that was obsessed with antifa.

    Also, I want Democrats and reporters, etc. to start grilling every right wing jackass as to what "antifa" means when one of these idiots start spouting their stupid nonsense about antifa.

    Example:

    "Antifa? What does that mean? Anti-WHAT? Could you say it louder? Anti-FASCIST? What exactly is bad about being against FASCISM, may I ask? Are you FOR FASCISM, Mr. President/Mr. Speaker/Ms. Secretary/etc?"

    Ask it every single time they bring it up. Ask if they support fascism.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    I think people NEED to be using the root-guru of the Christians, benJoseph, as THE leader of Antifa:

    He was woke.

    He was socialist.

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%204%3A32-35&version=CJB

    Acts 4: "32 All the many believers were one in heart and soul, and no one claimed any of his possessions for himself, but everyone shared everything he had. 33 With great power the emissaries continued testifying to the resurrection of the Lord Yeshua, and they were all held in high regard. 34 No one among them was poor, since those who owned lands or houses sold them and turned over the proceeds 35 to the emissaries to distribute to each according to his need."

    He was anti-commercial-operation-of-the-temple, & got physically-violent about that.

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2011%3A15-18%2CMatthew%2021%3A12-16%2CLuke%2019%3A45-47%2CJohn%202%3A13-16&version=CJB

    He claimed that it was easier to get an elephant .. dromedary, sorry, through the eye of a needle, than for some oligarch to earn place in heaven..

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2019%3A23-24&version=CJB

    He claimed that the ONLY unforgiveable crime was committing against LivingSpirit.

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2012%3A31-37&version=CJB

    ( that last one: I guarantee you that verse of their bible is going to be deemed "satanic" in dictator-Trump's US of A.. it's too on-point against Trump's religion. & "Ruach HaKodech, or whatever that spelling was.. that's LivingSpirit.

    Here's a more-comprehensible, for us non-Jews, version of it: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2012%3A31-37&version=EXB )

    That's as anti-fascist/anti-moneyarchist/anti-oligarchist as can be.

    & the "Christian" nationalism won't be able to compute that.

    which means it's probably important to make that real/happen.

    Left-handed monkey-wrenches into their machinery's gears is required, now.

    _ /\ _

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    That’s Josh ben Yusef to you.

    And most Christian Nationalists have never actually read their seminal text; just out of context selections fed to them by their leaders.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The easiest way to turn a Christian into an Atheist is to have them actually read the Bible. Not tiny segments selected piecemeal and recycled just far enough apart that they forget they've read that part before, avoiding the majority of the book.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    That said, it’s also the easiest way to turn an atheist into a christian. Just not one that would be into Southern Baptist OR Catholic churches.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The camel/elephant line is a mistranslation. In Greek the words camel and rope are homophones. It makes it a more apt analogy, as a rope is essentially a much thicker thread.

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    From my understanding, it's not referring to the eye of a physical needle, but the city he was in when he made that analogy had a small gate known as "The Eye of the Needle" that was meant for human passage and not carts/large animals, which would go through the main gates. You could theoretically force a camel through it, but it would be nearly impossible. I heard that long long ago from some video that analyzed the meaning and context behind biblical stories and have no idea if that's actually real, so I'd be happy to be proven wrong or right.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This is what I found.

    "Some theorize that the needle Jesus was speaking of was the Needle Gate, supposedly a low and narrow after-hours entrance found in the wall surrounding Jerusalem. It was purposely small for security reasons, and a camel could only go through it by stripping off any saddles or packs and crawling through on its knees. The problem with this theory is there is no evidence such a gate ever existed. Beyond that, what sane camel driver would go through such contortions when larger gates were easily accessible?

    Others claim that the word translated “camel” (Greek: kamelos) should actually be “cable” (Greek: kamilos). Then the verse would read that it is easier for a cable (or rope) to go through the eye of a needle. To believe this, however, brings up more problems than it solves, namely casting doubt on the inerrancy and inspiration of Scripture"

    This answer came from a christian website and I don't believe the bible is infallible or anything so I don't care about that final line and think the 2nd option is more likely. Like even if you are Christian, to believe a possible mistranslation is "casting doubt" is fucking wild. There are proven mistranslations in the King James version already.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Interesting! I also agree the second option sounds far more likely. I was raised super Christian (am not anymore) and I never understood or agreed with the belief that the Bible can't be mistranslated, deliberately or accidentally. It's been hundreds of years that humans have had their hands on it and humans suck. Of course it's been twisted and misconstrued.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    It would be weird for the guy who only speaks in metaphor to not use a metaphor this one time.

    Really this is just a modern reinterpretation of this verse that lets people drive their Mercedes from their gated community once a week to church and not feel bad about it

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Dumbass. I'm the leader of antifa and I look nothing like that. Fucking Nazis..

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago

    Hey! That's Humperdoo from the comic preacher!

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure I'm actually the antifa leader.

    How dare they.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    "Antifa Safehouse"

    I guess empathy and solidarity are very dangerous weapons to the fascist...

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    Holy fuck the ICE are dumb

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They could have picked anyone with a working brain.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Joke's on them, the real leader of Antifa is hiding in my attic.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    How would you know what Antifa looks like?.... They all wear masks.

    To me this guy looks like a Nick Fuentes, Jackson Hinckle, or any other alt right gamer or YouTuber. At the same time he looks like the son of one of our close family friends, who is a wonderful, intelligent and compassionate kid.

    Which is why categorizing someone based on their looks is, well...categorically stupid.

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    [–] 47 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    As far as I can tell, this man is guilty of allowing people to use his bathroom if they ask nicely.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Which makes him a highly trained super antifa soldier-general. Who knows what horribl antifa plans have been laid in that apartment. Going to the bathroom in that antifa safehouse is just the tip of the antifa iceberg. Domestic terrorists will have nowhere to go pee soon, just like our brave, and highly trained ICE heroes. - Kristi Noem, probably

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Unknown amount of tax dollars spent on this shit. Just another reason DHS needs to be abolished and all these databases deleted.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Grab a sign for now and get organized. This shits not getting abolished on its own.

    Learn or use an existing skill. Like tech hardware? Learn to pilot and make drones. Like firearms? Share your skill with others and encourage them to learn enough for self defense. Have a 3D printer sitting at home? Make some cheap whistles. Among countless other things. The "nothing ever happens" is over. Don't sit on your ass hoping this shit changes in November. It's likely going to get worse after that.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    So basically, leader of antifa is just a way to go after people they want to arrest but can't charge with an actual crime?

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    I’m laughing so hard that I think I collapsed a lung.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Hum, for some reason I thought it was Churchill

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Not that guy, La Nueve!

    Note to add some context: They were the soldiers that fought Franco in Spain then went to France, fought the Nazis in Africa and Europe and were the first to enter in Paris after defeating the Nazis.

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    Looks like the two brain cells left at DHS accidentally collided and had another bad idea.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    So this is my boss? Great to finally meet the guy

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Antifa is also responsible for the sky high price of RAM. That’s what happens when you allow socialism!

    /s

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "I'm the Leader of Antifa!"

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Emanuel Goldstein

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Who Jeff? LOL Jeff phaking Lobowsky? Don't make me laugh! That guy wouldn't hurt a fly. His dog Duky though, I'd look into that deamon.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Headline misses the "in Portland, OR." part.

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    [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    Stupidest timeline.

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  • [–] -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm a WWII Vet who voted for Trump and we need to KILL THE LEADER OF ANTIFA!

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