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[–] 78 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

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  • [–] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Glad you're here!

    Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I'm running out of ideas.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    ... stool samples?

    ... kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for your service 🫘

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!

    Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    While I'm sad lemm.ee shutdown, I'm kinda relieved I don't have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Those are rookie numbers

    (This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I've always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!

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  • [+] 8 points 9 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    https://lemmy.world/post/616615

    I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

    lemmy.world

    Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.

    Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.

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  • [+] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Keep going, you’re giving me a run for my money!

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Appreciate all you contribute! Coming up on 2000, myself.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    6,000 posts? I've never seen you once....

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Eating beans while trying not to poop is the ultimate challenge.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    The pie 🥧

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  • [+] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    HOT ICKPLANT EATING BEANS

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Your profile says you only have 5.5k!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Must be calculated differently on boost.

    My bad, carry on. But I'm watching you 🧐.

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