Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

Glad you're here!
Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I'm running out of ideas.
I’m glad you are here as well!
As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.
... stool samples?
... kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.
Thank you for your service 🫘
You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!
Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘
While I'm sad lemm.ee shutdown, I'm kinda relieved I don't have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.
Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!
Which instance should I join if I just lost half a big toenail? Surely someone's into that...
I only know where to go if you like to have your third toe tickled: https://lemmy.ml/c/toe
Those are rookie numbers
(This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)
Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.
Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I've always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!
It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.
I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
https://lemmy.world/post/616615
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.
Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.
Keep going, you’re giving me a run for my money!
Appreciate all you contribute! Coming up on 2000, myself.

i'm impressed

6,000 posts? I've never seen you once....
I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.
are you single? 🫦
Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.
Your profile says you only have 5.5k! 
Hmmm I wonder why?

Must be calculated differently on boost.

My bad, carry on. But I'm watching you 🧐.
Maybe there's posts on instances you're not federated with or in communities you've blocked?
For me it shows 5.9k using Voyager on Sopuli.
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