What's going on with the image

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

Many such cases!

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

What the fuck did I just read?

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

Just get a boi-ning after pill

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

Can anyone translate to more common terms?