I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

Alligator Auschwitz

Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their 'human' skin and reveal themselves?

well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis

A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

Why are these alligators better identified than real ice

This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alcatraz

Let's say hypothetically that these detention centers actually were humane and actually needed. They're not, they're concentration camps and just a precursor to death camps, but let's pretend for a second that all that is well, these are just nice facilities for immigrants to wait until they go back to their vacation spot...

Even with that, this fucking oist is still disgusting and insane, and it comes from a government account.

Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?

Anyone else just like… sighing a lot these days?

Oh look! American Nazis on twitter. No surprise here. It’s their breeding ground.

https://newsocialist.org.uk/transmissions/ai-the-new-aesthetics-of-fascism/

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/27/world/gallery/auschwitz-liberation-anniversary/index.html

AI slop is so fitting for them. Soulless

This is the second time today I've seen the right "joke" about feeding latin americans to alligators, I'm not Latin American, but I know enough about how the fucking poem goes to be a little scared.

You know it's fake because the faces are showing

Glad to see they raised the IQ requirements for new ice agents.

/ima14yearoldedgelord

I swear this country is being run by immature, petty little children.

Guys, this Animal Farm sequel sucks ass

Has it to do with this?

The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.

Not even the Nazis openly joked about ovens.

Alligator Auschwitz.

They are unironically attempting to murder us with cringe

Imagine being a Latino who voted Trump…

Being super cringy is a cornerstone of fascist cruelty.

The account has became cringeworthy at the beginning of the year.

Why not. They have the budget to train alligators. Hell, they have the budget to mutate alligators into humanoids.

Dunno about that. Most reptiles I've seen don't really give a damn about ephemeral human concepts like "borders". Now, they can be territorial but it's usually in the sense of "you go there and I go here and we'll be fine OK? OK." Just neighborly behavior really.

Reminder that a company by the name of Matthews Environmental Solutions, that among other things, offers construction of crematoriums was at the Border Security Expo this past April.

I’d pay good money to watch an ice agent try to put a hat on a alligator.

there are crocodiles in florida too.

ICE Gator-Raids