My reaction to reading this:

"Pfft, 38 minutes door to door isn't that special."

".....Oh shit, on a Saturday evening?! Kudos dude!"

Mentally, this feels nigh unbelievable. As I get PTSD from my Costco, especially on the weekend nights… were you running through the store like, Supermarket Sweep?

Let me guess, you got out for under $200, too.

Dirty lies.

Inconceivable.

Every time I go into Costco for one quick thing, I walk out an hour later with things I didn't even know existed.

On the bright side, I got myself a $20 cast iron pan and it's my new favorite.

I made a Costco Run in less than 12 parsecs

There’s absolutely no way this would ever be possible at the Costco nearest me. I actually dread going to that consumerist hellhole any time I’m dragged there.

Did that include sitting on the floor for 15 mins waiting for the rotisserie chicken to come out?

Okay, that's just plain impossible my dear friend. You shouldn't be lying in the Dull Men's Club.

What're you, some kinda wizard?

I often bike to Costco, doing more frequent smaller trips.. That is a doable time if you don't have to park.

Impressive!