Bonus points: the only time my grandpa ever spoke Ukranian was when he was swearing

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[–] 31 points 9 months ago*

My dad was like a poet sometimes:

"OW, for satan in hot, hollow hell, cunt skin and ass bone! Three quarter seventh and a fart of pain to spare."

Six year old me:

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder what they think “must’ve”, “should’ve”, etc break out to.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    You really do have to read it again with that voice in your head.

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    [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    To be fair, that's really poor phrasing. Some people use words as if it cost money to use them.

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  • [–] -5 points 9 months ago*

    “Ragasasafrackinfrasa!”

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