David Bowie's death unraveled the fabric of our timeline.

We'd already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

When they turned on the LHC we were split off from the Berenstein bears timeline, ultimately leading to Harambe's death

Me: Fuck! Has it been that long??!!

Doctor: I'm afraid it's been ten years.

Harambe was our anchor being.

Anybody else on sync get images that just won't load sometimes?

Shouldn't have mentioned him, you know that's why they killed him, you caused this.

I don’t think they needed to kill Harambe. Even just to avoid the memers his life should have been spared.

This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

One gunman misses his shot and causes all this chaos 😔

I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

You're all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.