Fun fact the model on that sign was the same guy who got $10 Million but an immortal snail show tries to kill him.

How many times are i allowed to press the button?

Stop pushing. We’ve summoned enough snails.

"I'm filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson."

Nice try immortal snail, you won't get me that easy!

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LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn't think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels.

My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.

If u push the button u can see the S car go

Push button for snigel

They were merely helping people escar "go"

I'll see myself out.

Snutton

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You are Patricia Highsmith and I claim my £5

noooooooooooo dont give legs to the snail i dont want them to be fast

Kick the button

Must be some Heavy Weather today