I don't trust health advice from a man that looks like a plastic tomato.

There are almost zero Americans that are protein deficient. Yet people here freak out about vegetarians and vegans like they're going to die of lack of protein while ignoring common vegan protein sources.

You could cut about half of the meat from old food group suggestions, including the Michele Obama one (which was more healthy and reasonable), and still be getting more than enough protein.

God these people are so anti-science and so fucking dumb. Men all desperately trying to look like roided out freaks.

This guy always looks like he's about to lay an egg from his mouth in his photos.

I didn't know human can be so red and unhealthy looking while still being alive, and this is the dude responsible for making health decisions on massive scale? Lmao Americans

Isn't his brain a land of worms and mercury?

He's imagining you're eating roadkill and zombie deer though.

This guy would be our next president, taking the republican party in the succession, if not for his voice. Hard to give a good hitler speech with that impediment, probably a deal breaker with the base. Vance is not going to get it in whichever case. He was chosen because he's an unlikable cunt so the president wouldn't be shunted aside for him so quick.

At least it will mean magats die faster.

And nevermind the uptick in heart disease

Policy aside, who is even using the food funnel, formerly the pyramid, to guide their diets?

No shit, it promotes products of the Trump syndicate. It smells very badly like corruption.

I don't pray. I've never wished for anyone to get cancer. I find myself doing both here, now, for RFK Jr.

I'm shocked fruits and vegetables are even on the same line as meat and dairy. Big Agri didn't pay them enough

Punchable face.

I do sincerely hope someone recognizes him and then spits in his coffee before serving.

Yes but only the rich countries are supposed to eat like this. The rest can eat rice or whatever.

Did this article falsely assume that all people on earth are equal and should eat like this?

Tss tsss...

This type of stuff is unironically going to shorten the lifespan of millions of people. The keto diet is so absurd. If I wanted to invent something that technically followed the rules but was wildly unhealthy, I doubt I could come up with something as absurd as the chaffle (a waffle made of cheese), but I know people who've actually eaten them. Once I was visiting my family and started snacking on some chips, but something felt off, so I checked. It was literally just melted crispy cheese. We're going to be the first generation to have a lower lifespan than our parents.

Yeah. It’s job security for health care too. Clearly political bullshit, which helps no one, and encourages us plebs to die faster.

Also health killer and cancer supporter

He's the smartest man in generations. He said we don't need vaccines and now I'm ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET'S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

it might be true, but the data they used is specious.

Let evolution and natural selection work its magic. Only the right wing believe-all cultists will switch to this all-steak diet and promptly get all the associated health risks, filtering them out for the rest of us.

These stupid brainstems are always imagining a "war" on a thing when there absolutely is no such war on a thing.

As a for instance, there is supposedly a "war on xmas" and people were prevented from saying "Merry xmas" and Donvict saved us from that. When there obviously is no such fucking thing - if anything, xmas gets bigger and more pronounced year after year, decade after decade. Now, it might be that some are not doing it right according to crazy fundamentalist humorless xtians, but...there is no "war" on xmas.

Same goes for this idiot RFK Jr saying that the "war on protein" is over? I mean, what the actual fuck. Where in the hell is this war happening? If anything, I'm confronted with the marketing about protein in fucking everything like it's some kind of health craze that will cure everything. It's even advertised in Doritos. And of course, ever since I switched to being a vegetarian, any dingbat that gets wind of me being vegetarian almost inevitably, with great concern, asks that question that every vegetarian/vegan laughs about because we've all heard it countless times from people that are apparently steeped in nutritional information [1] (repeat after me): "but where do you get your PROTEIN"? As if there is some big shortage of the stuff....

[1] That meme about people being an expert on any given topic, whether it was epidemics or what have you is especially choice when it comes to getting subjected to the gymbro science-splainer as a vegetarian. It's hilarious to be told I'm not going to be able to sustain myself on the diet I've been on for decades now. By someone that's been paleo or keto for five minutes or describes themselves as a "carnivore", WTF.

Lewis Black put this out before Bobby Brainworm started pushing even more protein via his upside-down pyramid/funnel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJx0zFxNAk

It's like the goal was to do as many bad things as possible