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[–] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Please Senpai

    Please Senpai

    (I had to save this picture to my phone to post here. Now I have to delete it quickly from my gallery and from my Immich auto-upload, or else my wife or kid will see it and I'll have to spend half an hour explaining WTF this is.)

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago*

    Literally 1984.

    Quick tip: you can copy paste images to lemmy, I know it works on the default webui and in Voyager, but I guess it's a common feature: rightclick/longpress on an image in your browser -> copy image -> paste in the comment box, wait a bit and it should upload it automatically, and it pastes the correct markdown. No traces for the all-knowing entity to see.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Bcz he doesn't give a shit? Is he full of shit then?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, the joys of being bedridden. I pee into a bottle, like a king!

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  • I have a bladder the size of a fucking walnut.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    As I read this on the toilet….

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Hey! We agreed that in public his name is bob! Don't disrespect bob. In public.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I shit wherever I like.

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