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[–] 59 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a vibe-coded OS at this point.

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I've read somewhere that they, indeed, force developers to use Copilot now. So in fact you're right, it's slop.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    It’s even worse than that; it’s being vibe coded by recently graduated graphic designers with no development experience. More specifically the entire interface was created by a team like this who were, based on job announcements, all hired about 6 months before 11 was announced.

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago

    Microslop gonna microslop.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Windows 11: The Windows Vista for a new generation.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Difference is that Windows 7 was out before XP support was dropped, so people could just skip over Vista. They don't have that option with 11.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Even then, the main reason why XP also was very popular with many was the utter shitstain known as Windows ME. Some figured out how to set it up right and with what hardware, otherwise it was the worst Windows, even with XP's own issues (concerns over obsolete-ing "perfectly fine" hardware, the UI was very divisive, stability problems, etc.).

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  • [+] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Tbh I don't think Microsoft's fault-rate has actually gotten noticeably higher post-AI.

    They were already putting out bad patches causing widespread issues with regularity for well over a decade. They slowly transitioned from "customer experience is key" under Ballmer to "move fast and break things" under Nadella.

    I do love what Microsoft has been doing for Linux adoption though - more slop, please!

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Tbh I don't think Microsoft's fault-rate has actually gotten noticeably higher post-AI.

    It feels like the severity got worse, though. Maybe I just got unlucky.

    I've mostly run Windows Enterprise for my job for decades.

    And yes, there have always been "nothing useful is happening until Microslop fixes their shit." days.

    But the issues last year finally got me to shift even my work PC to Linux, because I felt that the Windows productivity cost shifted from "wait a day and laugh it off" to actually threatening my ability to deliver solutions.

    If the descent had been less rapid, I would have just had central IT send me a Mac. But central IT seemed overwhelmed, and so Linux Mint is just working now.

    Anyway, I totally agree this has been going on for decades. I'm just curious how/why it got so much worse, for me personally, last year.

    I suspect all the QA engineers laid off have something to do with it, or course.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago*

    Severity definetaly feels worse, its gone from:
    I need to reformat this PC to unfuck whatever windows did to get itself stuck in a loop.
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    Somehow the update did something so horrific to the hardware itself that even an entierly new hard drive does not fix the problem.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, there was a lot of these types of headlines with Win 10, especially in the beginning. It was a shitshow at first. It's what pushed me to Linux at that time.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    It was a shitshow at first

    Oh, it's still a shitshow, they never fixed anything. It only got worse at everything.

    It's just a lot less shitty than win11, so much that it looks clean when comparing.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    I'm 100% sure Win 11 is being vibe coded by AI.

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  • [+] 12 points 9 months ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Blame them for firing their QA department instead.

    100%!

    Of course, I'm sure the AI magic thinking helped them decide to fire their QA.

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    [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I wish Microsoft would buy me out for a billion dollars and then expect nothing of me like they do with all their acquisitions

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    . … are all of those real headlines? Lmao, some of them are just excellent

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    I work in a software house and I can tell that if you work in a software house don't use AI! (or use it only when necessary).

    I swear to God: people produce crap quality software and full into their Dunning-Kruger effect they all think they're some sort of geniuses.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I'm pretty sure the SSD issue was not Microsoft's fault.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    Just one more data centre, bro, just one more DC, and all of that will be fixed, bro, just two more DCs, poverty will be gone, bro, trust me, bro, let them build three more DCs and you'll get the best Windows experience in history, bro, like, bro, just four more DCs and they'll solve world hunger, bro

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    And this week emergency fixes for the last update that broke the ability to shutdown or login via RDP

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Agent Satya Nadella from GitHub successfully infected billions of computers with a WinUI virus in Chromium

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