Rise and shine, motherfucker 

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.

Top o’ the mornin, guvna!

Who’s we?

We have a bunch of ways for both though.

Does "fuck you" count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.

There's a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means "you survived the night"

Because mornings suck

"YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!"

"The suns awake so Im awake!" Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.

Carpe Diam

Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep

Wake the fuck up samurai

We don’t, hope that helps

I guess waking someone up is easy like yelling. Having someone go to sleep when they don't feel like it needs some finesse.