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[–] 40 points 9 months ago (1 child)

I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad

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  • [–] 100 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    We all know it's your mom.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    There's a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they're probably up there:

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins

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  • [–] 43 points 9 months ago

    I would gladly nominate your mother.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Well there's Caroline Lacroix.

    She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago*

    If it's a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I read that as "prostates" and was confused but intrigued

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it's not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s

    unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for "something" what does change? ....surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 "your mother is a whore" ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute.... 2000 "your mother is a prostitute" dont say that... 2026 "yo mama is a sex worker" ... no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.

    maybe a bad example here but anyways

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Because one is subjective the other is not.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    That's why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. "I think this is the best player" or "I think this is the best whore" are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts' opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.

    I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don't rely on keeping partner stats too lmao

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

    We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I'd watch competitive prostitution.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure that's just called pornography.

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  • [–] 0 points 9 months ago*

    sex worker prostitute

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