I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad
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We all know it's your mom.
Slowest pitch in history.
Beet me to it
There's a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they're probably up there:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins
Ben Franklin died too early.
Well there's Caroline Lacroix.
She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.
I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.
We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.
If it's a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.
I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.
I read that as "prostates" and was confused but intrigued
A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?
Its your mom!
Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.
Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world
Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.
Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it's not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s
unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about
I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for "something" what does change? ....surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 "your mother is a whore" ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute.... 2000 "your mother is a prostitute" dont say that... 2026 "yo mama is a sex worker" ... no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.
maybe a bad example here but anyways
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤
Because one is subjective the other is not.
That's why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. "I think this is the best player" or "I think this is the best whore" are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts' opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don't rely on keeping partner stats too lmao
We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I'd watch competitive prostitution.
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
Pretty sure that's just called pornography.
Pornography is competitive prostitution like movies are competitive plays.


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