Randezvous ๐Ÿ“… (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[โ€“] 47 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

Who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that?

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  • [โ€“] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I thought monolingual meant someone who only licks one other person, as opposed to polylingual where someone licks multiple other people

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  • [โ€“] 19 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Don't even get me started on Colonel.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Anyone who makes fun of eastern Asian languages for not differentiating between L and R has never compared romance languages.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    In Portuguese it's spelled coronel and pronounced just like that, with the R in the middle. I can't think of a single word where the L and R interchange. I can't speak for other romance languages though.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 9 months ago

    I'm not thinking specifically of colonel. There are things with Spanish vs Portuguese like plato vs prato, playa vs praia, etc.

    Colonel is also actually an example since it uses an L in French but an R in Spanish and Portuguese.

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  • [โ€“] 94 points 9 months ago (34 children)

    It's not our fault French was made wrong.

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  • [โ€“] 45 points 9 months ago* (26 children)

    One of my multilingual friends called English the mixed playdoh version of French and German.

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  • [โ€“] 48 points 9 months ago (20 children)

    I hate it honestly. The french spent centuries ruling England and messing up our language just for the rest of the world to make fun of us for it as if it's our fault.

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  • [โ€“] 60 points 9 months ago (17 children)

    "Wah, I'm the British, and I'm upset about being colonized" that's what you sound like

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  • [โ€“] 30 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    I'm american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.

    And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Oh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I'll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 9 months ago (5 children)

    TIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I'm american, so by your logic I'll just water my lawn with your tears...

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I think you're taking the shitposting too seriously.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    I think you're taking the shitposting too seriously.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I would pronounce that "colon-iced"

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Nice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there's no risk of tearing during extraction.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    One time in high school, I dissociated so hard that I temporarily couldn't understand spoken English. Tbf, I did it intentionally just to see if I could (as nerds do when they're bored in gym class.) It was very interesting. English sounded like a softer German with French pronunciations, which tracks. I thought it sounded pleasant. I still want to know what non-Native English speakers think, but it was fun to listen to English "from the outside" for a few minutes.

    If you're curious,I was on the loud, busy bleachers with many other people. I decided to concentrate on the sounds I heard, and only on the sounds, without attempting to understand anything that was said. At some point it's like my comprehension disengaged and I was in a sea of meaningless chatter. It should be noted that I am neurodivergent, so perhaps it was easier for me to concentrate on pure sensory information? Who knows. I sure don't.

    If anybody else has had this experience, I'm curious what it was like for you, too.

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  • [โ€“] 25 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    it is your fault (collective, not individual) you didnโ€™t change the spelling

    rendez-vousโ€™s pronounciation is perfectly regular in french

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  • [โ€“] 28 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Quick! Delete this before the Trump admin declares that the existence of loanwords is a war on the American Languageยฎ

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It'd be spelled ๐‘ฎ๐‘ช๐‘ฏ๐‘›๐‘ฑ๐‘๐‘ต in Shavian script English, is that better?

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    It's easier to read at least, but we loose the etymology.

    I also liked the idea of shavian, but I eventually drowsed myself into anglish or what you might call frenchless english or plain english.

    That is not to say shavian is not worth your time, it certainly is markworthy.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Poor monolinguals

    I'm choosing to take this as a really clever etymology joke

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Can you explain the joke? It just comes across as an insult to me.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 9 months ago

    The joke being the word used to describe people who only speak one language is an abomination composed of both greek and latin. Definitely used as an insult, but it's a clever one.

    Although I seriously doubt OOP made that choice on purpose, so the secondary joke here is how they included a massive language blunder in the same comment as they were being a snob about languages.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 9 months ago

    fuck all french origin words in english

    they all behave counter to the rest of english logic

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I know all about etymology and language evolution.

    I still think it's stupid to write "EAU" to say "O".

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    all french loanwords should be englishized, this weird reluctancy of english to transliterate or adapt the foreign word to it only causes more confusion

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Wait until they find out what "RSVP" stands for.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Absolutely hate when someone asks me to "rsvp please".

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago

    Redundant acronym syndrome bothers me too. It irks me that the wikipedia page for it is "RAS Syndrome" which in itself is echoing the issue it's describing. That shit has to be intentional.

    It's like how hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words. That's some fucked up shit. Even it's more official word "sesquipedalophobia" is still a bit long for anyone who experiences that fear.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 9 months ago

    Mongoloid would have been funnier.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    French is an abomination of a language.

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