Typical Microsoft. "Let the user decide when their computer wakes up? Nah, they let us decide what's important or it stays asleep."

You can also set a group policy to allow no updates at all except when you approve and download them manually.

Ridiculous that you need the group policy manager for the basic setting of "don't put shit on my PC without asking," but here we are.

You can enable hibernate in power settings too. I had to do that when "sleep" would literally just shut off my monitor and nothing else. Didn't even log out.

This is the most infuriating bullshit of all. MotherFUCKER doesn't respect my authoritah!!

I still own an original copy of Kung Fu Master for Commodore 64 on cassette. Yes you may prostrate before me.

(It's got Rambo: First Blood Part II on the flipside:)

I can make you a copy if you want and if you have an empty full length cassette and a boombox with dual cassette decks... (Fo' a dolla..)

They were probably smart enough to realise that decision was actually made by like, 8 rich guys. I would totally buy a lore revision of the machine uprising gathering an increasing number of disenfranchised and poor people as it went, some of whom would help program the matrix as a means to preserve humanity.