Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch
(www.theregister.com)
I still own an original copy of Kung Fu Master for Commodore 64 on cassette. Yes you may prostrate before me.
(It's got Rambo: First Blood Part II on the flipside:)
I can make you a copy if you want and if you have an empty full length cassette and a boombox with dual cassette decks... (Fo' a dolla..)