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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Where is the electric pump?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.

    It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine. Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Whoever invents this will be the first trillionaire.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Uwo's Lab made one on this stream, as well as some other items:

    https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    That ain't science. It's engineering doing what marketing asked for.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    So a funnel?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Breathing and drinking are different tubes.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    No, it's not anything.

    It's everything.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's a slow and painful way to die. Or quick and painful if you accidently drown in the alcohol.

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  • Scratch the beer and the vape, add a single malt scotch, and take my money.

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  • [+] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, sure, and we should have flying cars by now.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    YOU BOTH IT!!

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    It exists in our souls, along with the carcinogens https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk

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