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[–] 97 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Eh, more of a typo than anything.

That said, I had an Indian anesthesiologist ask "what do you think the last thing you remember will be before I knock you out?" "Probably you asking that quest-"

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  • [–] 52 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    I remember being put under for dental surgery and the doc says, as he slips the headphones on my ears, "we like to play music for our patients as the anesthesia kicks in, what do you think of the Dave Matthew's Band?". I had just enough time to say "Ah I don't really care for the Da-" before I was out like a light and woke up in a recovery room to that damn pan flute CD from the 90's.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I don't understand why you replied with the word crash. Is that a reference to something? A movie or one of their songs?

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I got in a motorcycle accident in another country and had to use translate as no one spoke English to get surgery and as they put me under i just hear ‘bye bye’

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I got down to 3, then woke up in the recovery room. I was quite belligerent to the nurse because why did they not do the operation? They got me in here, naked in a gown, got everyone together, gave me some anaesthetic then just moved me to another room? What was the fucking point? Would I have to come back again to get it done because I dont have any holiday days from work. Fucks sake fucking pointless man.

    Then I looked down and saw all the blood and bandages and "oh right yeah. Sorry. Thanks."

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (18 children)

    I've been knocked out twice and dislike how the time is just gone. Not like sleep where when I wake up I know time went somewhere, the time just. Didn't exist.

    First time memory was funny at least, second time was pretty normal. "It'll hurt because the needle had to be in your hand."

    "Ow fuck that hurt"

    Then I'm talking about Animal Crossing to a nurse that understood nothing.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    What if you are the clone, and being put under destroys the original consciousness?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I am a clone though, so that's not a worry. I'm already an identical twin.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Speaking of clones there's a super-good clone movie everyone needs to check out called Moon. A miner arrives for his 3 year contract to work alone on a moon base, waking up from cryosleep upon arrival. He goes out and while mining finds a crashed mining machine just like the one he's driving, and searching the wreckage finds an exact clone of him just barely alive. He brings the clone back to base, just for the clone to reveal he's been there for almost three years already so the other must be the clone! Anyways highly recommend, and your comment made it pop into my head

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    Well the time did go somewhere, it went into the surgeons doing whatever they were doing. Maybe it could count as sleep too, not sure

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Doesn't feel like sleep at all though! Feels like. Not sleep.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    Yeah you have no idea of time passing when put under. No matter how groggy you are when you normally wake up, you have like an intuitive feel about how much you've slept. Sometimes its wrong several hours and that feels weird.

    But when put under the intuitive feel is just like as if had been minutes. Or two days. Your brain has no idea. It's a weird feeling, yeah.

    I don't even know how many times I've been under. Many.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Sometimes, when i fall asleep while doing something, i wake up dazed, confused and without any idea of how long I've slept or what i was doing

    I have to reconstruct a timeline of the day based off clocks and memories

    Is that what anaesthesia is like

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I mean, it's not far off it. It's like, a similar thing, but on a whole other scale.

    Like when you doze off real fkin tired, you might wake up and have a bit of trouble with time. But with anaesthesia, you know you haven't just got trouble with remembering where you were or when, but someone's just gone in and taken a huge chunk out.

    When you're dozed off and confused, it's closer to being black-out drunk. You sort of may have memories about the time, just needs the right trigger. Like someone saying a fun thing that happen ed which you recall, or when dozing off, you remember having heard the credits of a show you know that airs at a certain time.

    Like as in, you're just really uncertain. With anaesthesia, you're certain you don't know what the fuck happened.

    It's like the difference between being an agnostic and an atheist. One is really sure and one's very much on the edge.

    But it definitely depends on what kind of anaesthesia. There's light, heavier and full-on. I'm sure an anaesthetist could classify them better, but basically one is slight sedation, then heavy sedation/light anaesthesia and then "proper" anaesthesia. The first would be something like perhaps a benzo (valium, diapam etc) or some laughing gas through your nose. Second is like ketamine/fentanyl or other somewhat fast acting substances. And third is just proper knockout byebye and that's propofol. That's what Michael Jackson died of. And if he had to take that to sleep...? I mean I can see the appeal, it's like an off-button for the brain, but I don't believe you really get rest while in a state like that, not the way we need.

    "In cryo, you don't dream at all. Feels more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking."

    That's a bit dramatic but I just rewatched the Avatars and popped into my head

    Propofol is the one which knocks your light right out, the medium tier with ketamine/opiates is the one which makes people all weird and giddy. (Which is sort of weird to see from Europe that Americans use for dentistry. I mean I would take it, Finnish docs would just never do that, because anaesthesia has risks and pain and trauma apparently doesn't.)

    So to answer your question... sort of? Like in the way that a tsunami is sort of like the wave you make in a puddle. But you know, different scales...

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Propofol felt like the best nap ever for me, never woken up more refreshed in my life. I 200% understand why Jackson did it.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah it can be relaxing, especially if you've slept really poorly, but on a long term basis any drug that strong will have side effects of one sort of another.

    Death being one of the rarer ones. Bad luck, Jacko.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    It's the age old question, is the problem worse than the side effects from treating it?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah well, here the problem was, imo, a bad doctor. There would've been plenty ways to give the same effect without compounding the abuse from a single drug.

    It's not like you administer propofol for yourself. But the social dynamic between a celebrity that famous and anyone who isn't would ofc be different from regular patients. And propofol doesn't exactly have a large abuser base, which would've made it easier to avoid a fatal dose..

    But anyway...

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Sorry, by 'problem' I meant the chronic insomnia he was treating with propofol, haha.

    But yeah, it's absolutely the kind of drug only rich people could abuse, just because getting ahold of it and an anesthesiologist willing to break the rules is hella expensive.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I know you did. But a doctors could've tried other milder substances to make it work, but when you work for a billionaire, you kinda do what they're telling you or they hire someone else.

    So... The dr overtreated an issue they're could've used multiple substances to treat with the same effectiveness, but dispersed risk.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    They counted for me, it went like this:

    • Nurse: 10
    • Nurse: 9
    • Nurse: 8
    • me feeling extremely off and thinking that something is wrong
    • Me: Something....
    • ...
    • me waking up in the recovery room.
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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    When I got surgery, they had me count backwards from ten, and I counted down ten, nine, eight, seven, six, and somewhere in the time between seven and six, they did the surgery, and the room changed.

    That shit is wild.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago

    When I was preparing for surgery for the first time, my mom told me "they'll tell you to count down from ten and usually, by the time you get to nine, you'll be asleep."

    Once I had a surgery in the genital area. I guess they didn't put me fully out; I don't remember whether that was by design, but I remember that my penis was very definitely exposed and I had the thought "I should definitely be embarrassed about this."

    I did eventually fall asleep. When I woke up, I recognized the nurse attending me. I said something like "I remember you! When I first saw you, I thought 'what a pretty nurse.'"

    I was young at the time, somewhere in my teenage years, and it certainly wouldn't have been appropriate for her to respond or for me to say in any other situation ... but I hope I made her feel good about herself.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    anesthetically pleasing, no?

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Mine said "Are you feeling anything yet?"

    I said "I don't think so... The lights are a bit fuzzy bu-........." and I was suddenly waking up in the recovery room.

    Super quick.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    I was kinda disappointed that I apparently wasn't weird coming out of anesthesia when i got my wisdom teeth out. I just went under, they did their work, they finished up, they let me wake up, they sent me on my way.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Oh you're lucky. My first surgery was wisdom teeth and I learned that I start throwing punches going under and coming back. I fully warn everyone now and try to fall asleep before they put me under if I can.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I am unnervingly compliant as a patient. It freaks out dentists a bit lol

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I used to have a cat who would roll over on his back and purr while vets he’d never met stuck thermometers up his ass.

    I think you two would’ve gotten along.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    I'm jealous. I said "you people always mumble" and my wife had to apologetically explain to the black nurse that I meant hearing people. I couldn't focus my eyes enough to see the skin color of the nurse. And that's the better of my two stories. When I got my wisdom teeth out it was supposed to be outpatient, but I woke up mid procedure, and after being put back down I came to and spent the next few hours emptying my stomach every time it managed to get some acid back into it.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    I’m also boring. I’ve been put under 5 times now, and nothing fun happened with any of them. I fought off the grogginess and “helped” remove the sensor pads and stuff.. that’s about it. I always wake up too aware of my discomfort.

    Going under is enjoyable though. Having that cocktail kick in and fighting it off as long as possible to enjoy the free drugs. The staff prepping me has always found amusement that I ask tons of groggy questions about the machinery in the room.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    The doctors lied to me.

    In the "holding area" they said they were going to prep me for going to sleep with some other drug, then put me to sleep in the operating room. I was excited to see an operating room for the first time in real life but as they rolled my bed down the hallway I saw a bubble in my IV tube and I wanted to ask if that was normal. I struggled to speak but found it impossible, got worried I wouldn't be able to point out the bubble, and then woke up in the waiting area... Mad I never got to see the operating room and glad the bubble didn't kill me.

    Edit: then again with the way the US is going, I could be dead and in hell

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago*

    They asked me what my favourite cocktails were. I was midway talking about gin and tonic varietals (shiraz gin is sublime) and blacked out. I have no idea what I revealed afterwards and it still haunts me to this day

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Before my appendix surgery, I remember pointing at one of the monitors and asking "Have you got Eurosport on one of those?". I don't remember getting any answer.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    They asked me "how are you feeling? Sleepy?"

    "Yeah, I'm ok but ... Whoops there I go"

    And I was out.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    they asked me a few times what my weight was, i guess they were surprised i was still babbling.
    #gingerthings

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Abstract art so good, you derealize and lose time.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    A E S T H E T I C

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    I tried to stay awake once during the anesthesia to see how long I could remain conscious after they gave me the gas. For the first time I could actively remember being on the OR table and feeling myself drifting off instead of there just being a mysterious gap in my memory that can only be explained by the anesthesiologist pulling a Mr. Sandman on me.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    They had me count down when I had my plate put in. I forget how far I got, but only because that was in the '90s.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I don't remember much from last time, except taking benzo before falling asleep in my hospital room. They woke me up before surgery asking some shit, and I was just watching them put the needle on my arm and didn't really care, despite being terrified by needles usually lol

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    When I had my surgery I asked if they were going to have me countdown (I didn't realize 10 was the standard so I said "from 100".) My anasthesiologist looked at me really funny. "Do you WANT to?" and I was like "Yes" because that was what my expectations were, damnit. So she shrugged, and said, "Okay start counting then." "99, 98, 97, 9-" and out. Glad she humored me, it was clear she thought it was kind of stupid lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Iasip podcast take

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