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[–] 138 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

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  • [–] 98 points 9 months ago

    Jew Hampshire?

    Jevada?

    Jhode Island?

    Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.

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    Jexas is a damn fine dude.

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    For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago

    Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

    The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Jennsylvania

    Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.

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    Poor Jalabama.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I was going to make a NSW version but it might make me look bad out of context.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Even mentioning Chris Minns bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby feels a bit uncomfortable in the context of this thread. (But seriously, fuck Chris Minns for bending over backwards for the Zionist lobby)

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Jassachusetts?

    Jonnecticut?

    Jinnesota?

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    Jontana

    Jiscinson

    Jorth Dakota

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find 'Jorth Dakota?'

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    Obviously Jississippi.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?

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    Jokelahoma?

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    Jundress

    Jiquid

    Jolid

    Jas

    Jlay

    Jaffairs

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Juerto Jrico

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    Jorth Jarolina

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    Jingland, Jotland and Jales

    Jench Juyana

    Jitish Jolumbia

    Jalaska

    Jitzerland

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

    Picture of weird al from his song "Amish Paradise" since they tend to have hebrew names

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