It goes inside the body 😉 .

They're even textured for our pleasure...

174 upvotes and no comment about how AI fucked up the tops so they look like zucchinis?

Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan

An offering to the house spirit

The clue is in the name.

Barenziah won't approve

Zukumber?

They look like dicks.

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Kukumba

Ah yes, the tried and true sex funny.

For my fellow Germans (in case you don't know the video yet).

(Explanation: It's a German language clip taken from an obscure TV station, apparently about health tips for women or something like that. The moderator talks about how beneficial it is to your health to "put a cucumber in your juicer first thing in the morning", which makes the female guest laugh uncontrollably because of the unintended innuendo.)

What on earth is that in the image?

Also, I loathe cucumber like no other food. It stinks and infects everything it is near.

I gather it is (or can be) a genetic thing. Either that or it's objectively minging.