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[–] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I know a guy who got served a hot pocket under ravioli while in jail. He said it was pretty good. He was a sushi chef.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    An ex-con roommate of mine took some of my bananas that I was waiting to be ripe enough for a meal. He then coated it in ketchup and black pepper and then told me that it was going to blow my mind with how good it is. That one of his buddies from the Rikers cafeteria made it for him.

    He encouraged me to take a bite and eagerly watched. He asked me what it tastes like, and I told him, "like bananas, ketchup, and pepper." He looked confused and took a bite. I watched his child-like joy melt away to reveal true sadness.

    "I guess it tasted better in prison," he said.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I'd definetly would try those

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Not at all (been loooooong since). Not even drunk (just the one beer). Mild brain damage (not even kidding) which can't be held accountable either. Thanks for asking.

    Just bring it on. It might be good. though i expect nothing more than edible. Oh, and add some jalapenos please.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The filling of the ravioli is the decider here

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Weenioli weenioli give me the formuoli

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Baby come back!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    If you can't handle me at my worst, then you can't handle my wurst.

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