They can sharehold deez nuts.

Are my shareholders providing enough value to me?

No, no I am not and lets keep it that way.

No, I am costing shareholders money and I will continue to do so until they fire me.

I ask myself this everyday. And if I find that the answer is yes I slow it down

In an infinite growth paradigm, no. You/we can never provide enough profit for the shareholders.

I have a motivational poster with this one it above my bed so it’s the first thing I see everyday and the last.

I can honestly tell myself yes I am but I can do better tomorrow.

Whilest I don't work for an openly traded company, I DO work for a non profit that's in like 3 billionaires back pockets....so....what ya gonna do....

I think of the shareholders everyday

Memelord

Finally you ask the right questions! Now get back to work, I need my new yacht.

• signed, Musk/ Thiel/ Bezos/ insert random multibillionaire here