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[–] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is your beard that strong or is your thumb skin that weak?

Also, what's your favorite dinosaur?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Yes & I am partial to both triceratops & pachycephelosaurs

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Does it now stick out like a sore thumb?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Hey, this happens to me occasionally as well. Usually it's shortly after I trim my beard.

    Are you of Italian decent by chance?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Is your razor tipped with tungsten or diamond?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Aside from the beard hair splinter, how's your winter going so far?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Anything? So, uh... creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    How much Rogaine did you mix with the Viagra?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I've had the same happen. I cut myself while peeling a mandarin at some point as well, hurt like a paper cut. Cat hair in the toe is the worst I've experienced though.

    Do you own pets?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I was doing the thing where you cut lines down a fruit and then pull the slices off of the pit. Except, it was a nectarine, and the pit had a spine sharp enough to cut paper.

    I sliced open my index finger nailbed, ~4mm across, on a fucking nectarine pit. Dammit.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That happened to me once before I lasered it all off! I remember being shocked that it was possible.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    From a scale of 0 to 10, ten being the most painful, how much did it hurt?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Is it thin skin or do you grow Labrador Retriever-like needle hair?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Pics or it didn’t happen

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Was it a normal hair or one of those super thick stainless steel fuckers that pop up every now and then for some reason that you have to pluck?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    What's your stance on the taxonomy of a hot dog?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Can I have some of your beard hair, for science?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    Do you think you can suck it out with a tool?

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