If you save her live twice every year, how many lives did you save per year?

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[–] 28 points 10 months ago

The first save gets downgraded from a "life save" to a "6 months save". You have to return the hero crown they gave you.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    One. It's the same life, otherwise you could save infinite lives by care taking for a suicidal octogenarian

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Your banker made fun of you. That's not how life savings accounts work.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    If you Murderdeathkill someone, and they come back as a zombie, can you still get in trouble?

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Doesn’t matter, MJ still friendzones Peter.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I would ask The Fray. They seemed to know a lot about How To Save A Life.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    None. You didn't save anything. You merely prolonged their suffering. Sicko.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    None. God clearly wants her dead and you're just delaying the inevitable.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    You saved one life twice. But is there any significance to this being 'her' rather than 'they'? Did you have a specific person in mind?

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago*

    In some languages (i.e., italian and spanish), "person" is a feminine word (the word itself has ha gender, grammatically). Maybe OP isn't a native english speaker and they're just translating literally their thought, implying "someone" as "a person".

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    If it was 'he' nobody would have questioned it, which kinds gives me pause for thought.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    One plus the number of lives she saved each time you save her.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Under US law you can now murder that person twice, because of the Judd Act.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    If they caught some babies or other parasite in the meantime, you may have saved much more lives.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It's even more ambiguous given that it's specifically a "her" so if she was pregnant, it could complicate things depending on your view on whether or not a fetus is a life...

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Under the premise of a life not being a commodity, then each time you save a specific life it counts as +1 life saved. Or if you're a bastard then who cares.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    1 lives it's the same life but you saved that specific life twice

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