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[–] 24 points 10 months ago (1 child)

So is he still milking the elves or no?

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    [–] 43 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
    I love me some macadamia nuts

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He's not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He's not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    He quite famously doesn't like a little naughty

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    Are we all ignoring Mrs. I Love Fiber???

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Nope, I saw plenty of bad art before AI became a thing and this is 100% handmade. Not 100% original though, as the lines were clearly traced. You can actually tell the person who made it is fairly inexperienced in art because they used the airbrush for every single shadow and highlight, so being this anatomically correct on the lines would not be consistent if they weren't tracing.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Nobody has any frame of reference for AI, they don’t even know what old school digital art looked like apparently. It’s just anything that isn’t perfect or intentionally ugly must be AI.

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an AI pillow shade.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Doesn't look like ai so maybe they paid an artist

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    The list of vegan crimes keeps mounting:

    1. This poster is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
    2. Vegans will lie to your face about how good oat milk is. (You made my coffee taste like porridge, you bastards!)

    (/hj)

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    We stan a vegan king!

    This sentence is the origin story of the Arxur in Nature Of Predators

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    [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Fuck peta, Milk everything!

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  • why do i still see peta ads despite all the controversy?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    Nut milk comes from male cows.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 10 months ago

    There’s a scene in the novel The Orphanmasters Son where the main character jerks off male cows to get enough calories to survive a North Korean camp. It broke my suspension of disbelief, tbh.

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  • [–] -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    lol. In this new vegan-Santa era, are there no more enslaved reindeer? Have all of the cookies been replaced with vegan options? His suit is most definitely real fur. Judging by the gut, the man loves a juicy ribeye, smothered in butter and onions, daily.

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  • [+] -19 points 10 months ago (14 children)
  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    196 communities only ever had one rule - and they are obeying that.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    You’ve caught me. This shitpost is part of my veiled conspiracy to increase oat milk sales using a diegetically attractive Santa Claus. It’s part of my cults plan to ensure the growth of the Quaker Man, who we keep in an underground vat we will eventually use to achieve the apocalypse.

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  • [+] -3 points 10 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    True, they probably have some hideous ulterior motive like reducing animal cruelty. Fucking jerks, why can’t they just want money?

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  • [+] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    It’s not 90% and it’s higher than others because PETA takes in all animals, unconditionally.

    If they acted the same as everyone else you would have more animals suffering. Euthanasia isn’t great, but it’s the better alternative to leaving a near death animal on the side of the road to bleed out because no shelter will take them on.

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  • [+] -1 points 10 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Can you please link to whatever study this has come from as all I can find on Google is 2 mentions from old forum posts from 2007.

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