Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.

Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

Look - that tongue could be handy

I need the tongue, so I choose "look".

But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.

Meesa doesn't like this game

Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.

Can I be both?

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.

Messa hooooorny.

Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

Son of a bitch you take away the best option

Can I dance like Jar Jar?

I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.

Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.

Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?

Can I pick neither? Not worth it.

That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying

I was young and full of hope when this film was released in theaters.

No longer, Jar Jar taught me I am never cynical enough.

"I'm sure they are just whining, how bad could it be?" I said to myself...

Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)

C.! Lock in no regrets!

He looks kinda adorable ngl.

Point of clarification: if, by your actions, you knowingly do something that will cause someone to kill you: is that considered suicide?

That's assuming that just existing as either of these states doesn't cause someone to murder you which would be very unlikely.

A character that looked like Jar Jar was eventually redeemed in a scene from the Mandalorian, so I guess I’d have to go with that.